About

Emotional intelligence, minus the homework.

Ten impossible choices reveal how you handle feelings, people, pressure, and uncertainty. On the surface it is fast and funny. Underneath, every tap has a job.

EQ and Heart vs Head are not the same thing

Heart vs Head describes your decision-making style. Your EQ profile reflects five separate patterns: self-awareness, emotional regulation, empathy, relationships, and emotional openness. A heart-led person can have strong EQ. So can a head-led person.

Why we built it

We wanted an emotional intelligence test you could finish before your coffee cools. No rating scales, corporate language, or obvious "good" answer — just ten unusual dilemmas that make self-reflection feel suspiciously fun.

What makes it weirdly accurate

Every choice moves multiple hidden dimensions. The result looks for tensions between them — caring deeply while protecting independence, or staying open to emotion while regulating impulse. All scoring and copy are hand-built, not generated by AI.

Free, forever, with no catch

No signup, no email, no upsell. Your answers and scoring stay in the browser. Analyse.me is designed for fun and self-reflection, not psychological diagnosis.