The method

How analyse.me works

30 weird questions. 6 levels. 1 weirdly accurate read on who you are — in under 3 minutes.

1. Tap A or B

Each question is a quick two-choice scenario — "You just won $500M, first move?", "A wizard offers one gift…". There's no right answer. First instinct wins.

2. Six levels, one personality unlocking

Every 5 answers you complete a level — Curious Beginner, Rule Breaker, Pattern Hunter, Wild Card, Deep Thinker, Mind Explorer. You also get a mini insight tied to whatever trait dominated your last 5 answers.

3. Your archetype, traits, and a tip

After question 30 you unlock your archetype — The Luxury Monk, The Calm Strategist, The Beautiful Disaster, and more — plus your top traits and a tailored life tip you can actually use tomorrow.

No AI. No data harvest.

Every question, score and analysis is hand-written and runs locally in your browser. We don't store your answers, we don't need an account, and we don't send anything to a model.