The method

How analyse.me works

10 impossible choices. 3 unlocked insights. 1 surprisingly personal EQ profile — in about 2 minutes.

1. Tap A or B

Each screen gives you one imaginative dilemma and two plausible answers. We hide what each choice measures — no Heart or Head labels and no obvious "emotionally intelligent" option to game. First instinct wins.

2. Three quick insight unlocks

After questions 3, 6, and 9, the game pauses briefly to reflect a pattern back to you. Each insight gets deeper without turning the experience into a lecture.

3. Your EQ profile — plus Heart vs Head

After question 10, a short reveal leads to your EQ profile, emotional superpower, blind spot, and five human-language dimensions. Heart vs Head appears separately because decision style is not the same thing as emotional intelligence.

No AI. No data harvest.

Every question, score and analysis is hand-written and runs locally in your browser. We don't store your answers, we don't need an account, and we don't send anything to a model.